Emma, what do you think they're going to give you for a prize (for completing a short hike at a festival)?
Probably a pony. I like yellow ones.
|Emma met "Dark Vader" at a picnic. She walks up to him and says "Hi Dark. I'm Emma."|
Emma, are you being bossy?
No, I'm just telling you what to do.
|She was very clear at what she wanted- some pink, lots of blue on her eyes, glitter all over and some polky-dots.|
Daddy, I'm firsty (thirsty).
Emma, you're secondy.
Fine, you're stupid.
(Needless to say, she got in a LOT of trouble for that one, but it was hysterical!)
|Waving to Dark from across the park. :)|
I don't want any more brothers. Why can't you trade somebody and get me a sister?
I walked so far today that I deserve 3 ice creams. One strawberry or raspberry, one chocolate and one yellowish whitey vanilla.
I like when just us girls go places. We're prettier than the boys.
(While watching the Royal Wedding...)
I will marry that other boy prince. But I will make him change his name, cuz I don't like Harry. And I want a crown bigger than that girl's.